Last Of A Dying Breed

death-by-lulz:

nickastig:

Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins

More than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially,  the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that  they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

the funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. 

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.

Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.

how’s that for a penny for your thoughts

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darksugarvenom:

Your wonderful Mitt Romney:

• laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital.
• set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to avoid U.S. taxes.
• calls Obama’s payroll tax cut that would save middle class/lower income families $1,500 a year “temporary little band aids.”
• plan for a “middle class tax cut” would provide zero benefits to 73.9 percent of the middle class.
• called for taxes on the poor, saying low-income Americans having no income tax liability is “a problem” that will “kill the country.”
• would repeal the Dodd-Frank bill, which regulates the risky practices that led to the 2008 crisis.
• said he wants to “get the federal government out of education
• As governor,  vetoed a minimum wage increase to $8 an hour. 
• said he “cannot see that a Cabinet position would be justified” for an American Muslim.
•  opposes troop withdrawal from Iraq.
• said that catching bin Laden would be “insignificant” and it’s “not worth moving heaven and earth.”
• supports drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
• supports penalties for doctors who perform an abortion.
• would “absolutely” support a state constitutional amendment to define life as beginning at conception, which would restrict women’s right to an abortion.
• pledged to expand a Bush-Era policy of permitting doctors to deny women access to contraceptives.
• drafted a bill to exempt a religious group from nondiscrimination rules, allowing it to ban gay couples from adopting children.
• refused to condemn the booing of a gay soldier at a GOP debate.
• blamed pornography for the Virginia Tech shooting. (WTF?)
• first act as president would be to allow all states to opt out of health reform through executive action, which would be illegal.
• feels Americans’ pain because he’s “also unemployed.” Romney was worth $250 million in 2008.
• won’t release his tax returns.
• “loves” george bush
• thinks windows in airplanes should open
• believes that rapists should have parental rights over children resulting from the rape they committed.

So no, YOU do your research. If that last three, especially, don’t make you think Romney is a complete idiot, then you’re on some other shit.

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mrirreverent:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL… (Taken with Instagram)

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erotic-fixation:

my thoughts exactly 

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